Some Things Don't Taste Good

You know what's strange?

I love anything strawberry flavored, but I dislike strawberries; they are too sour. But strawberry yogurt? I'm there! Strawberry syrup? That's right!

I love Kit Kat chocolate and Snicker's chocolate, but when someone hands me high-class chocolate, I often find the flavor unpleasant. I guess I'm just a low-class chocolate kind of fellow.

I love fish. I order fish at restaurants, and I cook fish at home, but I can't stand tuna fish out of the can. It smells weird.

I love the sugar donut, but I'll always buy the maple bar because it's usually the same price, but it's so much bigger. I feel like I need to get the most dough for my dough (OH YEAH! Pun!). I mean, maple bars are okay, but they are certainly the jester to the sugar-donut king.

Sometimes I think the bread smells better than it tastes. Especially warm bread.

When I eat my candy or fruit snacks, I divide them into color groupings and eat them one at a time from each division.

I eat Luna bars even though I'm not a woman. They just taste better than Clif bars.

Even with the myriad of special flavors, Original Corn Nuts are still the best. Ranch? BBQ? Are you kidding me? As far as I'm concerned, all the non-Original flavors are just wasting perfectly good Corn Nuts.

I sometimes put canned olives on my fingertips before I eat them.

I eat so much cereal that I warrant having a special cereal bowl with a straw built into the side.

What are some of your strange food tendencies?

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PS:
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